time 2 sleep

gravity is widely known to be a purple element

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

tells a harpygirl I cracked someone’s egg and she looks at me fearfully

Don Quixote = chuuni

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters