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I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

*clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang*

There should be harsh legal consequences for the little inconveniences I experience in my daily life

Whenever an "Open in App" link on a website sends me to the Google Play Store instead of opening the link in the app I already have installed on my phone I get to execute a programmer

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.