It's a fucking snickers bar

“this is how my cat sees himself in the morning before I give him food”

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

I like men quizzes I feel like I am at a sleepover when I take them

u guys are analyzing plot? i thought we were all just objectifying men together :(

being in your 20s is like. every day i am playing with forces i can barely understand

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

hot take maybe but spinach is superior to lettuce in basically every conceivable way