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smoopymisu........

You're 22 your life is just be-ENDING! Because its OVER! You're FUCKED!!!!

“Common me W” i say to myself every day alone

Before you continue scrolling, go back and find the other four cows.

t rex used its big head to store lots of knowledge about biting things

i'm sorry mr beast and his what now

it would feel good as fuck to send a baby down a river alone in a basket

the chant of light was designed specifically so you can use relevant quotes from it at the beginning of pretentious fanfic

"me and who" the lovers and dreamers!!!

oh world wide web we're really in it now

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

My five year plan is to listen to music

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation