have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

He couldn't have been clearer.

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

physically i’m here but emotionally i’m unconscious, face down on a table at dennys

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

*touches ground* forg was here

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

bro you are acting unbeautifully towards me