Sir, That's My Emotional Support___.

does anyone have that tweet that's like "talking to the ace hardware employee: gonna remodel an old brownstone by myself can I get the fisher price tool kit and stupid white paint"

THATS EXACTLY IT THANK YOU SO MUCH

happy what fucking day is it now friday

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

old folks were right about one thing it feels good as fuck to go "ugghh" whenever you sit down and stand up.

I just started watching Columbo for the first time and oh my god I totally get all y’all’s fascination with this man. He’s hunched and shabby and rambles constantly and seems distressed and disorganized but is in fact always the shrewdest fucker in the room. And like we know nothing about him as a person other than the anecdotes he tells people which may or may not be true. Like the mystery detective is in himself the biggest mystery. Learning his first name is a lore drop. I know more about Doctor Who than I do this bedraggled man with a glass eye. Character of all time for real.

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

Explain.

i like posts that are like [most obvious piece of american propaganda to ever exist] "omg americans dont even realize theyre victims of propaganda" trust me we know the red white and blue banner with an oil rig on it that says 'energy dominance ia national security' is propaganda