These Were The Best Days Of My Flerm

why are breakfast dates not  a more popular thing? like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservation, lets go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs

I will never wake up before noon for a man

NYT editorial board endorsing both of them is dumb enough that it overflows and becomes cool

why do they look like star wars ghosts

my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous. 

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

Games over 10 years old should be free

if you have an in game store, micro transactions, or loot boxes, ur game should be free.

Ganondorf should and will have sex with every gay man ever

That was two weeks ago

Oh god no let me go check on him

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

me n the boys 

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet