your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

can not pick this burrito up bc its heavy and im scared it’ll bust a fat burrito nut if i lift it so its positioned like a meat obelisk for me to deepthroat

Everything about this statement turned me on……

Would you like to publically role play sex about it?

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

were not bringing blue eyes into 2016

animals that hibernate in winter really have a point because why am I awake when this is barely a day

i dont think KNow Your Meme gets enough credit for how seriously they archive information. i use them as a historical research source constantly. i personally have never found any false information on their site, im sure they make mistakes and i just havent personally seen any because i havent happened to be well-versed in the particular event where the error was made, but the format of their research is extremely citation-heavy. this has been especially true of how they link to tumblr posts that originated memes etc. no one else is keeping track of this information in this way

Twitter threads are one of the worst ways to convey a large quantity of information ever invented, flag semaphore would be more tolerable.

"The info is on post 14 of this login gated twitter thread" and "the info is on our discord" are possibly the two most evil forms of digital communication devised by the hands of womankind (I fear we'd sooner live in a world without men than without "join our discord to see it")

aborted tumblr user: i would have loved being racist.... if i existed....

If tumblr dies you can find me with the other kittens in the wet cardboard box in the alley that always rains