ocean man, hit me with a van

What is this thing

cuz baby tonight... dj got us tiny as fuck again...

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.

sound on for eepy baby noises

me when i'm wrapped up oh so cozy in my blankie

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

image description: six drawings of Dr. Ellie Satler, Dr. Alan Grant, and Dr. Ian Malcom from the Jurassic Park series, four showing them as younger to middle aged adults as they were in Jurassic Park and two showing them as middle aged to old adults as they were in Jurassic World Dominion. In ever drawing they're very close together, most of them showing the three of them embracing or touching each other in some way. There's also a very small image of their lego characters, with Ian saying "We've been lego uh fied". In the top right drawing Ellie is saying "missed you!!", and in the bottom right drawing Alan and Ellie are both saying "what in the-". / end description

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

when an artist draws fem versions of male characters but makes them skinnier smaller and less muscular................im not saying this is illegal but when their heart will be put on a scale it ain't gonna be lighter than a feather