I think I'm coming back to tumblr?

kentuckygender is when you aren't a girl but you still are somehow a horse girl

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

@theshitpostcalligrapher

how to be okay when I see my deadname

One of my friends gave my deadname to his vacuum cleaner.

Faemaxxing his vacuum cleaner

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

Cuntula

This f***er just out there quilting chocolate

One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard

cc: @petermorwood

so soothing. cancel my appts. gonna be watching a bubble freeze in real time for the foreseeable