In My Defense, I Have None

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

noah kahan songs:

Actually I do love with Legally Blonde that "what, like it's hard?" is a blatant lie, Elle worked her ass off to get her LSAT and to get into Harvard, there's never any indication in the narrative that she has any magic ability to do law, she's very intelligent but more importantly she is is deeply dedicated to what she cares about. It's always a story about really hard work, it's never about coasting on talent.

it’s crazy to me how ice water is a uniquely american phenomenon. it’s the greatest drink in the entire world. how have other countries not hopped on board? genuinely don’t understand how sparkling water is ubiquitous in a way that simple ice water isn’t. whenever i ask for ice water outside the u.s., they put 2 ice cubes in a glass, and i’m always too ashamed of being american to ask for more. but it’s our single healthy habit! luckily i am always prepared (half gallon insulated water bottle that i fill with ice myself and then fill with water and always carry around with me) but it really is baffling every time i travel.

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

Every Noah Kahan song is like “IM GONNA KILL MYSELF *ooooooohhhhh* DO YOU THINK WERE EVER TRUELY FORGIVEN *sick banjo* VERMONT! BERNIE SANDERS! ALCOHOLISM! *epic high note that shouldn’t be humanly possible*

there's an emotion that noah kahan captures so perfectly and i don't know what to call it. maybe like, gritted-teeth pacifism. if you need me ill be here :) it's ok :) it's just fine :) you know how it gets out here :) I Am Two Seconds Away From Killing Everyone But It's Fine It's All Fine Because It Has To Be :) and needless to say i eat it up every time

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

our children from ragtime might be one of the most beautiful and timeless songs ever made.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space