argon superfan

sorry no i can't make it i'm sprawled on these cathedral steps while spitting up the blood. yeah its gonna be all day

hey guys im still emo just wanted to update u

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

It is July 15th, 2019 1:32am and I’m just popping in to remind y’all it’s a national holiday AKA Ray Toro’s birthday so in celebration of his birthday do one nice thing for someone today even if it’s yourself

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

Boy, you think you know what’s happening in this one and then it just knocks you flat, doesn’t it

concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer

this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”

John has said “🎶Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare! 🎶” and Cecil has said “Delta Airlines, because it’s not like you’re safe anywhere else.”

A concept: John Mulaney is a former radio host from Night Vale

John Mulaney was an intern everyone thought died but instead he just got moved into our dimension

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

What We Do In The Shadows but the Fab Five from Queer Eye are the vampires

Queer Eye but the fab 5 are the vampires from What we do in the shadows

boys are nice to look at but?? is it really worth it sis