So Much Blood

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

could you make up some more words please :)

wawa gobbler

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

Indie guy: *just finished blogging about his fav animal collective albums in the middle of the coffee shop* -_- my cortado? I ordered my cortado 11 minutes ago. Where is it

i had to google what cortado means to understand the subtlety and nuance of this post.

on may 14th 1839, let's all go to McDonald's and order the amnesia: the dark descent burger

the look on the worker's face will be a rictus of anguish

our glorious magitek vs their soy and reddit steampunk

fuuuuck i didn’t mean it Sir i swear

Did you buy the rights to the second one

god i love seeing josiah hughs still successfully ragebaiting people in 2026

The USSR is kind of a dead wife when you think about it

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

does anyone wanna go to wednesday together