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i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

both 30 years old, born on the same day at precisely the same millisecond, but she was born in the state of Arizona which does not observe daylight savings time so one could possibly make the (weak) argument that she's an hour older. problematic age gap?

alright alright how about this other chick. she was born orbiting a black hole and due to relativistic effects currently unexplained by established models we are both 14 million years younger than eachother. help me with the ethics of this