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valtsv

i just think that this meme has potential outside of marine biology

valtsv

nsfw version O_o

domesticateddog

king

dankmemeuniversity

yourfavismicrowaveable

clark from Connecticut is microwaveable!

knight-unknown

he is having fun c:

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homoluigi

I love to assert the pedestrian right-of-way. What the fuck are you going to do? Murder me with your vehicle? Lol

shapespace

I wanted to draw them so I just used this post as inspiration.

rudescience

It's a well kept secret that Tumblr couples are actually competing with adult shit right now.

I keep track of all the relationships of my mutuals an ex-mutuals and keep score of who married before me, who got promotions, who got a mortgage before me, who had a baby before me etc, how much money they make or their parents privilege.

I can technically rank these people. But honestly I am only in it cause I get to see how peoples lives develop and what their parallels are to mine.

I am also in it because I can't fucking stand some of these people. Even if they never bear the thought of me in their head.

runninshoos

Bro???

rudescience

No one has gone through a divorce yet. We're just going to wait and see what happens.

rudescience

My fucking God they had a baby!

shitpostinguniverse

charlesoberonn

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

charlesoberonn

That’s the drone operator’s job.

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petal-metal-blog

OH HI yeah i just reblogged the old picture of my shoes

so here’s a new one WITHOUT THE ANKLE BRACELET

l o l

mukuharakazui

this post feels like it’s from an alternate futuristic dimension

stankyleg-deactivated2918973

birdmonster13

for anybody who forgot

theprideful-deactivated20251201

me, an autonomous adult in college: *looks up tips for managing adhd on a deadline*

every single result: AS A PARENT to help YOUR CHILD WITH ADHD monitor YOUR CHILD'S behavior and reward HIM for doing work because CHILDREN WITH ADHD need constant support-

tellhulla

Check out "How to ADHD" en YouTube, it has helped me a lot

ryebreadgf

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

feenyxblue

And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant

birdsquirrel

#tumblr's dedication to dragging ea-nasir from across history is one of my fave things about this hellsite

rivendellrose

#somewhere in the afterlife #ea-nasir is gaining power #and he has no idea why

Y’know, that’s a really good point. Are we sure we want to be giving the worst businessman in known history more power in the afterlife?!

digitaldiscipline

Yes, because when Trump dies and thinks he’s going to be king shit in the afterlife, ea-nasir is going to one-shot him with a shitty copper ingot upside his empty orange fucking head

lynati

Each Reblog adds another copper ingot to ea-nasir's afterlife pile. Each like improves his aim.

weonsinnombre

vstheworld

nature is healing

labelleizzy

Little bit late for MerMay but here ya go!

tastefullyoffensive

assassinationtipsforladies

Fun fact: Dolly Parton is not blonde. All her blonde dos are wigs. When she goes out with her husband, because he doesn’t want to be in the public eye, she has her real hair and wears more typical middle aged southern lady outfits and people just…. Don’t recognise her. She just Clark Kents her way into maintaining a private life.

spinja

She’s the real life Hannah Montana

miss-jayjayy

Wasn’t she Hannah Montana’s aunt 😭?

aphony-cree

I have to add some details because their story is pretty cute

At 18 Dolly moved to Nashville. The very first day she was there she met a guy outside the Wishy Washy Laundromat. Her husband, Carl Dean, has said “My first thought was I’m gonna marry that girl. My second thought was, ‘Lord she’s good lookin.’"

After 2 years of dating they wanted to get married but her record label said no because women are more profitable if they’re single. They eloped at a little church before the label could stop them and put off their honeymoon so Dolly could focus on work

In 1966 Carl accompanied her to a dinner/awards ceremony, it was his first time going to an industry event. After the dinner he said to his wife “Dolly, I want you to have everything you want, and I’m happy for you, but don’t you ever ask me to go to another one of them dang things again!’” And she never did

He lives a quiet life in Nashville and runs an asphalt business

For their 50th anniversary they renewed their vows at their home in front of family and friends, it was the wedding they’d wanted but couldn’t have when they first got married

josiecarioca

Of course Dolly Parton’s marriage story had to be as adorably wholesome and lovable as she is.

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obsob

preview of a print im gna have in my next shop update >:)

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