god i wish i were a wizard

babe i really can't talk right now i'm in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

me: surely the hadestown proshot won't get me that bad, since i'm so familiar with the show and have seen it multiple times me: [starts crying during the opening number] me: hey wtf

ive caught myself speaking in 3s like rocky (good good good, etc) irl multiple times and often and idk if thats something i already do but didnt pay attention to until now or if rocky is actually rubbing his nasty carapace off on me

i started doing the "question" thing if that makes you feel less alone

it is literally so addicting its like tone tags if they were awesome, observation

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

everyone say thanks emily!!!

THANK YOU EMILY!

Thank you to Emily at Fantasy Names Generator, for providing all the fantastical names I could ever need for anything!! :D

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this