Uh Oh

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

you start to understand why they invented the bed

thin veil today isnt it

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

theyre saying that seedless raspberry jam is punk

eating a filling meal with like protien & vegetables actuallyu makes you feel a lot better than just a bunch of snacks has anyone tried this before

I support a woman's right to wear a thin white tank top and no bra while picking up her pizza from little caesars

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[looking at my mutuals’ posts] whatever you say beautiful

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