Uh Oh

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

this says a lot about Society

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

(flirting) i could be your problem

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

not to victim blame but if pearl didnt want to get pushed onto the train tracks maybe she shouldnt have been standing at the train station in front of a guy called the pusher :///////////

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)