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I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

Our PAIN MASSAGE inflicts EXTREME DISCOMFORT to NO OBVIOUS BENEFIT

You can just say chiropracter

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

the sex binary is socially constructed and not actually descriptive of any biological truth. you know that, right? it's important to me that you know that

i know people can be a little overzealous in describing political backslides ("this used to be the feminism website!!!" etc.) but it's disturbing to me how much incredulity i've gotten from other trans people as of late just for, like, saying that "biological woman" is neither a real category nor a phrase that should ever leave your mouth uncritically