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this whole clip is gold, but the zoom-in after jacques’ comment makes me lose it every time

“Nope.”

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bluebirdsonawire

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm

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me: *follows a tag*

tumblr: you want to see the same post you already liked and reblogged 27 times on your dash today? you want to see that post again despite already clicking the little x on it? ur a bitch?

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

*clicks the x*

Tumblr: oh so you want OP to choke to death because this post just didn’t meet your standards, huh?

mangopapi-deactivated20210928

This is lit !!

diekingdomcome

Black Germans are lit af

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tyrannosaurus-rex

the most important part of this video to me is the dude deadpan holding his shoe to his ear in the back

8eige

It (2017) outtakes

medusabraids

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

kscotter

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

newyorkcityhomo

THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANNOT IM DONE

fourglasseyes

cephalotodd-deactivated20190310

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

2-face

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

greekedtext

this callout is completely deserved

cephalotodd-deactivated20190310

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

2-face

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

greekedtext

this callout is completely deserved

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revolutionarytea

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!

The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that

radiolightning

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

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i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

not-a-space-alien

proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy

professorsparklepants

Cinderella “plot holes” I am tired of hearing about

“Why didn’t her step family recognize her?” Because royal balls were basically the candle lit equivalent of clubbing in terms of both lighting and sheer numbers. Even if they were right next to her, they probably wouldn’t get a good look, especially since it would have started after sundown. Also, she was the help; they probably hadn’t looked at her in years.

“Looking for someone based on their shoe size is stupid!” See above.

“Was he going to have every size seven in the kingdom try the slipper on?” Prior to industrialization most garments were made by hand to fit the buyer’s measurements, including shoes. It’s why poor people only had one pair. It’s a lot smarter when you consider that they would’ve fit her like a glove.

“You can’t run down stairs in heels!” I know this is a misconception resulting from historical revisionism and disneyfication, but high heels were not originally women’s shoes. They were worn by men. Women wore slippers, which were basically ballet flats. So it’s debatable.

“Glass shoes don’t make any sense!” Okay first of all, it’s called the suspension of disbelief, and secondly, they’re gold in every other version but Perrault decided to change them to something else expensive.

“She just went to the ball to find a man!” I know this isn’t a plot hole but listen. As the daughter of a widower Cinderella would’ve been running the household finances and acting as hostess if he hadn’t remarried. By demoting Cinderella to a servant, her step-mother essentially guaranteed that she would never escape the house, because the only way for her to escape and maintain her status was to marry well, and no one was going to marry a servant. It was essentially the historical equivalent of your mom stealing your college acceptance letters out of the mailbox.

frognonbinary-deactivated202412

this was not an analysis i was prepared for, i’ll tell you that

animation-ex-gf

Mermista:some idiot tried to fight a squid today

Seahawk:[covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

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adolescentmoney-deactivated2017

I, an active member of the hoe community..

norsesuggestions

made nice yule goat!

it would be so sad, if something was…

to happen to it……..

very tragic……….

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