i have no idea what i'm doing

Those are the painters, cursed by God for their incompetence

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

you are all sick in the head

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

I be checking my phone like I mean something to somebody lmao

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

this pandemic has been especially hard for us soft-spoken bitches 😔 no one can hear us through our mask

wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes

like a wizard

When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard

you go girl! and don’t come back!