Varukim

.....except for the Ancient Egypt nook

Okay what the fuck is this dude, you brought allies? What the fuck? Do you know how long I spent looking for some empty, circular mausoleum I can wait in? Do you know how hard it is to find another sword of roughly the same shape and size as mine that I can just plunge into the center undamaged for you to take before I move? Do you even care that I've been standing here with my back turned for thirty fucking hours?

Fuck dude, my fight theme's an epic arrangement of my leitmotif called The Duel for god's sake. You realize that loses all its gravitas if Mickey, Donald, and Goofy here jump me too? If I knew I was in a JRPG I would have remembered to pack a 3rd, 4th, and 5th phase!

And are those debuffs? I worked my ass off on these strict but readable melee combo strings and you were just gonna oneshot me?! I made secret phase transition dialogue! I was gonna get exhausted and let you beat my ass if you knew my secret weakness to the starting move you unlocked in the tutorial! What am I, a fucking loot drop? You just wanted to see the next cutscene that bad?

No, no it's too late to go solo now, the moment's gone. Fuck it. Here. The HEAVENPIERCER. Just take it and go. I know when my bossfight's not wanted. Get out of here.