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oh big speckled paws we're really in it now
I donāt know how I havenāt ever seen this clip on tumblr, because it is literally the funniest moment in all of Monster Factory
Even Griffin and Justin canāt stop laughing for a solid 20+ seconds
https://twitter.com/Scibren/status/1226018370182635520
The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908
These are so cute theyāre almost physically painful

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Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit
I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.
"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."
Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.
The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."
Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does
Windex isnāt carbonatedĀ
The use of the princess bride implies that theyāre both windex
it also implies that op developed immunity to windex
I would pay cash money to see video of someone using a Sodastream to carbonate Windex.
walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away
also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer
If there's nowhere to sit at a place, I can't risk going there. The potential damage from standing too long is absolutely real and I have to take it into consideration. Hostile architecture is hostile to everyone, it doesn't become OK just because you can evade the effects.

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If someone falls overboard on a cruise ship, and there is a life preserver on the wall next to you, you throw them the life preserver.
Yes, it would be great if the ship had better railings so no one fell overboard to begin with. Yes, it would be awesome if everyone knew how to swim well enough to save themselves even in such a wild event as falling off a ship, but that's not a standard thing that's taught most places right now.
Yes, it probably is a good idea to know how to swim before you go on a ship, but even if you know how to swim, the act of falling into the water can startle anyone into panicking, so you don't really have time to ask them if they can swim or not before they need the life preserver. Yes, being careful around the railings is a good idea, but you have no way to know right now whether they were doing it for the Vine or someone just tried to murder them, and either way do you actually think they deserve to die for not being 100% careful 24/7?
No, you should not be expected to jump in and try to rescue them yourself when you aren't trained and don't know them, but that's not what anyone's asking you to do. They just want you to grab the life preserver off the wall and throw it towards them, or even to just hand it to someone who can aim well if you're worried about being held responsible if you miss, or hell, you can just get out of the way so someone else can grab it off the wall.
Don't deprive someone of help right now just because in your ideal world, they wouldn't need it. People asking for accommodations within the current system aren't trying to uphold it, they are trying to survive and improve their lives, so don't deny them those because in the system you want to have in place they wouldn't need that accommodation.
Don't deprive someone of help right now just because you're morally inclined to believe they "deserved it". You don't know anyone else's situation, you can never have full context, and quite often, the time and effort it takes to pass judgement on someone's worthiness is more burden on everyone than just giving them the help. And even if you earnestly feel you don't want to help them, why would you stop someone else from doing it? After all, even if your excuse is "to keep them from helping someone who doesn't deserve it", you felt the first person got what they deserved, so why would you think the person trying to help them doesn't deserve any results too?
Put down your swim class brochure and either grab the life preserver or get out of the way so someone else can.
Pull quote right here:
Don't deprive someone of help right now just because in your ideal world, they wouldn't need it.
It's no good building a better world if the people who need it most don't make it there.
She's not interested in participating in the day
i apparently have only tormented twitter with timeskip venus shitposts, not tumblr. one day iāll draw her in actual clothes but this keeps happening. sheās calling your dad
No matter how suspicious you might find the neighbor who never opens their blinds, they will never be as suspicious as the neighbor who wants free reign to peek in through peopleās windows.
āCheery was aware that Commander Vimes didnāt like the phrase āThe innocent have nothing to fearā, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fearā.ā
āĀ Terry Pratchett,Ā Snuff
Oh fuck off
Anyway the best opening line to a book is still from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:
āIn the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.ā
Another favorite is the opener from CS Lewis's Voyage of the Dawn Treader:
"There was a boy named Eustice Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
May I present a strong contender as well:
JESUS CHRIST. Killer opening.
For those of you who are curios:
āMr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.ā
I still love Iain Banks's opening for The Crow Road.
"It was the day my grandmother exploded."

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What if Bucky hadnāt been captured?
Steve why are you big
A classic
āIām locked in the building, help!ā
āEh, at least youāll be at work tomorrow super early!ā
If a human being is trapped without a working fire exit in a place of employment, the employer has a responsibility to remedy the situation immediately. Failure for them to do so is worth fines and a lawsuit, and that's if nothing bad happens to the trapped person.
For real, the fact that it's possible to be locked in is a huge fire safety problem, and the fire marshal should be tearing new assholes all the way up the chain of responsibility.