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Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

Sorry for being a Luddite but we need to do away with touch screen dashboards with a trillion menu options in cars. Bring back the physical buttons.

I'm gonna build a car you can drive with a mechanical keyboard

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

that feeling when you're going through a security checkpoint and you remember that you forgot to leave the potentially limitless capacity for harm inside you at home 😂😂

in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

i have tested positive for tzatziki

I love day drinkinggggg getting litty off that Smirnoff iceeee

had 2 hot dogs and played beer pong today #summer

I wouldn't even be a scheming eunuch. I would be a loyal and scrupulous eunuch. I would be a eunuch who genuinely wanted to see you succeed.

touch my me and buy me money