it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

I’ve never seen the second photo before.

Me when i definitely know what halves are

Oh you’re part of the densest half

well done everybody for being so brave about it