(fast-paced, uneasy music)

a hometown is a type of dead wife

every one of those kids absolutely obliterated the assignment. I hope they got a prize for being awesome

really hurts my heart that now that hudson and connor have money they will not be dressing like two guys who just left goodwill anymore which is #hot #to #me

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

let me be pervertly clear

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

I have GOT to stop spending $30