(fast-paced, uneasy music)

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

um no i cant watch that tv show. none of my mutuals on tumblr dot com have giffed it, how can i trust its any good?

I can, and arguably I must.

I always think that sport events, especially international ones, are primarily about fun and cultural exchange and hanging out together; it gets lost sometimes when people pay too much attention to keeping scores, but joy and building bridges should be more important. So glad this seems to be happening right now!

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

every time i see this image it makes me happy

This Untitled Goose Game expansion is WILD

The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2