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I need this gif reversed

you’re telling me ilya never drunk dialed shane during the two-year wait and slurred into shane’s voicemail about all the things he was going to do to jane’s body if shane just let him touch him again. calling shane’s hole his pussy so he can do this in semi-public of course. cliff afterwards is like wow that’s either going to be a huge turn-on for your girl or she’s going to file for a restraining order that makes it complicated for you to play in montreal

the toast is so raunchy yuna has people signing NDAs as they leave the wedding like this will NOT be jeopardizing the clean-cut upstanding young gay couple image she is cultivating with her brands #herbrands

People on the internet love to criticize work by Some Guy putting stuff up online for free like it's made by Disney Studios, and talk about Disney movies like they're made by their personal friend Amy, who is just trying her best,

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

men's sports rpf is ethical because i'm making that man significantly more empathetic and emotionally intelligent, and with a much richer inner world. he should be thanking me, actually

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the fuck are we doing shit for

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it