*carefully glitters everything*

No

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

I applied once for a job I was perfectly qualified for and never got a single call, sometimes the universe just hates you and wants you to suffer unemployed

not to be a bitch but we gotta stop giving disney attention, end stop. they think they can do LESS than bare minimum (not even remaining faithful to original material) and make money and they CAN. they’re selling nostalgia and infusing it w right wing propaganda and you’re still giving them time and money

plot twist

kinder surprise

the plot chickens