The Tumblr Code:
1. Defend Tumblr, even with your life. You may have friendships with users from the other social media, but your loyalty must remain to Tumblr, as one day you may meet them in battle.
2. Do not repost or steal from another site’s territory.
3. Fandom elders and smol beans must be fed before reposters and girlbloggers. Unless they have permission, reposters may not post until they have hunted to feed the Fandom elders.
4. Posts are made only to be reblogged. Give thanks to FandomClan for their life.
5. A new user must be at least thirteen years old to become a blank blog.
6. Newly appointed girlbloggers will keep a silent vigil for one night after receiving their url.
7. A girlblogger cannot be made a popular user without having made at least one banger post.
8. The popular user will become Tumblr leader when the leader dies or retires.
9. After the death or retirement of a popular user, a new user must be chosen before moonhigh.
10. A gathering of all users is held at the full moon during a truce that lasts for Out Of Touch Thursday. There shall be no fighting among users at this time.
11. Boundaries must be checked and marked daily. Challenge all trespassing blank blogs.
12. No girlbloggers may neglect a little meow meow in pain or in danger, even if that little meow meow is from a different fandom.
13. The word of Evil Mario is the Tumblr code.
14. An honorable girlblogger does not need to kill other bloggers to win their battles, unless they are outside the Tumblr code or it is necessary for self-defense.
15. A Tumblr user rejects the soft life of a Twittypet.
