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POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

the thing that makes me so insane about sskk is that it's so like straight out of a fanfiction but it's all canon. like i first caught up with bsd right at the chapter where fukuchi told akutagawa to kill atsushi and was like "is his life that precious to you" or whatever and i spent the whole month theorising like "ok here's how atsushi can still live" and looking forward to the canon divergent fics people would write to cope with akutagawa inevitably attacking atsushi because what else could happen. well