The trees are screaming.

Taught my living weapon how to do backflips on the trampoline

time and time again one finds that what they’re looking for was in the cursed amulet all along

Posting a picture of my ass along with numerous pictures of other, unrelated asses and challenging all who dare to identify the true ass like a riddlesome elf.

Say what you want, but Grace adding, "people are hooking up" to the list of 'odd things to do at an already weird party' is the most Ace thing he could've said-

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

Shit man, this wizard bakery is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "fresh sourdough" or some similar shit, and every one around him made a sourdough starter, fed it for ten months, then baked it to perfection. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting shortbread and level 2 flapjack. I think I just heard "power word:macaron" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.