Might be turned into art account, hold for update

i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

sorry for documenting my suffering and delusions online do you still think im hot

Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

“you CAN’T fuck the rhombus’ sounds like Quitter Talk to me. 

real question to all of my fellow book reading people. how do you guys mark your place? do you use a bookmark, dog ear, memorize the page #, or a secret other thing???? 📚

walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying "i can't. it's locked" out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist

this is how I pack for trips

trying to do anything on edibles

how many tattoos do we all have? i have like 9.

also how many piercings do we all have? i have 6 and hopefully will be getting two more (snake bites) after wisdom tooth surgery