they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

Normalize breakfast Dates.. Let’s go get pancakes and orange juice and talk..

In what world is this not already normalized

The Thunderbolts really said, “I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.”

Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

I like how everyone is saying no

speak for yourself im about to have the fried rice of your dreams

I wish the world wasn't on fire so I could properly enjoy people arguing about fraudulent dire wolves.

you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you

Something about Louis being preserved at 33, the age Jesus was when he was crucified, vs Lestat stuck at 34, the porn rule number

#now this is media analysis

My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.

Intent to kill

op you look like someone insulted you and you’re about to say “father shall hear about this”

Part 2

Aww, did tumblr bully you into changing out of your colonizer costume?

Part 1