Give your guitar a lobotomy

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

who up destroying their health

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

What point during sex is it safe to play Geometry Dash

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar

Have been playing cyberpunk 2077 and I love that my girl just has a bunch of porn in her apartment and plus shaving cream and lotion “for men” in her bathroom. Classic example of the “designing the game for a male audience so when you play as a girl she becomes becomes a nuanced and esoteric dyke” phenomenon

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

i just love when movies make me feel sick to my stomach

as a person who is beyond saving i loveee giving life advice. waterlogged corpse at the bottom of the ocean reminding people to swim parallel to the shore to escape a rip current

how to beg for attention without actually begging for it but like beg