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Luo Binghe who would rather be loved than respected (by sqq)
Luo Binghe who would rather be kept than loved (by sqq)
baby boy just needs to learn some healthy uhhhhhhh everything.
I fully sat here for like five minutes thinking of what healthy things to put that he needs to learn but. It's everything. He's so bad.
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i was thinking abt how liu qingge fought binghe everyday for 5 years, that's a long time like a really long time and then realised binghe was supposed to be in the abyss for 5 years but ended up coming out (pun intended) after 2 years. so if u think abt it according to the og storyline and what ended up happening with sy!SQQ, binghe and SQQ were Supposed to be away from each other for 5 years no matter what storyline they ended up at. it would be really interesting if that's how the system intended for certain things to go like it's out of the character's hands. like yes their words and actions are completely up to them, how they spend their time too, but outside of the plot like SQQ Having to be publicly slandered and ending up in prison, i mean the smaller details like yea binghe speed ran the abyss and sqq self detonated but I'll see u when I'm ready is mostly an illusion of free will bcs that's something completely up to the system, u will Have to be ready by the 5th year. i don't know if any of this makes sense but the 5 year gap was necessary for their individual character developments and overall political shift that had to happen in both PIDW and svsss
im dumb as fuck but there are too many fives and whatnot in the plotline to not be connected in some way
I would like to remind everyone that Shang qinghua is, in fact, a peak lord.
Don't get me wrong, I love how pathetic he is in canon and even moreso in fanon. But still, he is very much a peak lord. No matter how mediocre his skills are, he would still be in the top percentage of cultivators.
Justice for Shang Qinghua and his shit reputation (he cultivated that reputation specifically to make people underestimate him)(or to get the system off his back, idk)
!!! A LICENSE HAS BEEN FILED FOR A JAPANESE MANGA ADAPTATION OF SCUM VILLAIN !!!
YES YES YES YES
Shen Twins AU where Shen Jiu is so pissed off that Shen Yuan is marrying his most hated disciple that he stews for weeks on how to get back at his brother and *shudders* brother in law.
He decides to go down to the WRP and visit with his girls when he sees Tianlang Jun sitting at a table just enjoying the music and talking about novels with the girls.
Fucking Bingo
Within days, Shen Jiu is announcing his own marriage to a demon and Tianlang Jun is thrilled because Shen Jiu is even meaner to him than Su Xiyan was.
Binghe is in the corner growing mushrooms while frantically trying to rip suppression talismans off Xin Mo so he can kill his dad and Shen Yuan is trying not to throw up in his mouth because he's thinking about how his brother is now also his father in law.
now we just need a third Shen brother to get with Zhuzhi lang and the Shens will have the whole set.
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"comfort character this" and "comfort character that" what I need is some comforting cold hard cash
bingqiu_kissing.gif
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A gift for my lovely gf
not your girlfriend but I ate it anyways
More System!SQQ
oh my god it's beautiful
I fucking love Alien Stage but I can't watch it because it makes me Feel Things. Horrible Things.
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Divine Worship
binghe only exists bc i cant draw feet
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that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen
found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR
Theirs a horse in the pingles
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know youāre being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Ā Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans asĀ āfeatherless bipedsā and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screamingĀ āBEHOLD A MAN!ā
i love how you say āit reminds me of that timeā like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
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I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. Itās gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. Itās a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN whereās the lie
Demeter: ā¦ And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
World Heritage Post
A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.
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Gongyi Xiao, you will always be iconic to me because inventing the scenario of "SQQ is so heartbroken over LBH's death that he was put on suicide watch, which is why another peak lord (SQH) is with him rn." Based on nothing but vibes, rumors, and like one slip up is beautiful.
by talos this canāt be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this canāt be happening and iāve never heard anyone say the former in game
by talos this canāt be happening
the phrase by talos this canāt be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature
Hereās the post theyāre referring to for context
Oh. Skyrim husband.
Oh Talos
I love seeing it when people find this out. I fucking love it.
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displaying acts of love and courtship is common for demons however even demons have a limit. that limit is broken and shattered every day in mobeiās palace. mobei is consistently covered in bite marks, hickeys, scratches, etc. his chest and nipples are usually raw from bites and pressure.
shang qinghua walks around the palace completely unbothered as all the servants see him as a possessive rough cultivator with no regard for etiquette.
another noble demon comes to work out an alliance and sees mobei covered in marks and looks at the servants who just sigh and look back at him. he then begins to believe that mobei is married to an extremely possessive sex crazed demoness and is instead baffled seeing short weak looking shang qinghua kiss mobei.
Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! Youāve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulationsā¦ You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, Iāve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhhā¦ Bryan, Iām so proud of zemā¦ Iām going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... Iāll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-
I literally have no context for this and itās fucking me up.
I donāt know how but this post is funnier in night mode
