Such Dreadful Little things We Are

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

girls will "🥺🥺🥺🥺" their way out of everything

So Will puss in boots

Can somebody hire me to do night shifts at a museum? I’ll bring my own dinner that I made the morning of and my favourite book. I’ll wander around the place taking everything in even though I see it each night. Sometimes i’ll listen to music while admiring and sometimes i’ll listen to the silence in comfort. Can somebody make this happen?

THIS IS ADORABLE

I remember watching a video where they posited that our base 10 numerical system was determined by the fact we have ten fingers. So what if another species has 12 fingers? What if they have 37 fingers?

my man got so stressed his beard fell off

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

OMG YAY!

today my mom and i met a colobus monkey at the zoo who posed for pictures and then my mom held out her phone to show him the pictures of himself. he was looking at the phone screen for like a full minute i wish i could like understand what was going on in his head

if you are reading this, something good will happen to you very soon, don’t give up

sending positivity to my mutuals