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was recently watching monster high and I thought Draculaura and Cleo both having cheek marks on opposite sides was cute
This art is so beautiful it solved all my problems đĽşđĽ°

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lets lay down with baby
lets lay down with mama
lets lay down with mama
lets lay down with mama
what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
i hit the blunt and immediately feel like a content aware scaled black cat
i do a weed and feel like this
get scrinkled idiot
Isn't it funny when
Woah
Hey
Did you see that? What the fuck.

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Mrs. Claus opens "The Year Without a Santa Claus" by claiming the eponymous year took place "before you were born". Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.
Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.
Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.
But still this can be narrowed further.
When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.
Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.
Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired
Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either
Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice
Minions stop this post from reaching 1k
On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!
My dyslexic self misread that and thought you were firing everyone with ADHD. I guess I would be the goon who misses out on the perfect employment opportunity in this scenario.
Which is a damn shame because that's gotta be the most on-brand personal statement I've ever seen in this line of work
Kermit the Frog would be an ideal assassin because if caught he would need to be tried by a jury of his peers (Muppets) and you would not be able to find a Muppet who does not have a pre-existing opinion on Kermit the fucking Frog. case thrown out. kermie can kill again. it's easy being green
I don't know, I think his chances are still good on getting out but if the court put in the work they could fill the box.
not letting these tags get away
i was opening up the nature center and a little wasp flew by while i unlocked the door so i let him out. then i looked down, and there was a spider, a millipede, and two rollie-pollie bugs waiting at the door and they all walked out in a line like theyâd been at a party together overnight.
itâs been two weeks and i canât stop thinking about it.

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i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
the virgin loss.jpg versus the chad xkcd Seven Years
Donât forget the latest version, Ten Years
@vividawayâ Randall Munroe is an internet cartoonist who runs the âxkcdâ online comic series, which has run from 2006 up to today, with new comics every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Xkcd isnât an ongoing story, just a series of funny, wholesome, depressing, or oddly scientifically informative comics.
In 2010, Randallâs fiance was diagnosed with stage III breast cancer. He didnât share too many details at first, but things tended to bleed into his comics: sometimes funny, sometimes sad.
Often in this time, other cartoonists would write in guest comics for Randall, or heâd put in short filler pieces, to try and fill space while nonstop cancer treatments took up most of his time.
In 2012, he posted a comic called âTwo Yearsâ, about the time since the diagnosis. Itâs the one that hasnât yet been posted here (although parts of it are included in the other comics), and it commemorates some of the things that had happened in the two years since the diagnosis.
There are representations of Randall and his fiance being together for her treatment, worrying together, traveling the world, and getting married. Itâs still depressing, but itâs a lot more hopeful, showing how theyâve still managed to have happy moments together, and things will still get better.
Themes of cancer continued in xkcd, but they increasingly became less about fear and nihilism, and more about hope, or just cool facts related to cancer.
At the top of this post is the comic posted in 2017: Seven Years. In it, Randall and his wife are traveling more, trying to have fun and continue old and new hobbies, with cancer ever-present in the background of it all. At the end, the two of them observe the 2017 solar eclipse, and despite all the uncertainty that comes with the thought of another seven years, agree to watch the 2024 eclipse together too.
There are just about no cancer comics between that one and the most recent comic, the one I posted: Ten Years, written in 2020. Itâs by far the most hopeful of the three in the little series: the two of them are happy, theyâre playing with rabbits and riding on handcarts and going out hiking and stargazing, together. At the end, Ten Years breaks the format with a conversation in which they talk about how unbelievable it is that itâs been so long, and share their worries as well as their hopes. It even ends on a much more lighthearted joke about immortality.
Itâs a good comic. Definitely in my top two comics wherein internet cartoonists express emotions about an illness suffered by their wife.
âThe ten-year cancerversary is traditionally the Cursed Artifact Granting Immortality anniversary.â -Randall Munroe.
And now, at long last, Fifteen Years:
me, adding a new tag to my block list: Iâm so glad my beloved mutual has discovered a new source of joy
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I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-
i keep wanting to post my process stuff more but i keep forgetting so here's some really rough ivy sketches i was playing with