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britt lower or simone kessel as freya

So, what does your classical Brazilian novel says about you? (I'm Roasting all of you in this one)

• Dom Casmurro, by Machado de Assis — You're either a Portuguese graduate who swears up and down Bentinho was gay or uses this book to showcase your mysoginy

• Memórias Póstumas de Brás Cubas, by Machado de Assis — You're either a Philosophy graduate or you think you're oh so intellectual when you're actually just a bore who doesn't know what you're talking about

• Capitães da Areia, by Jorge Amado — You make everyone cautious at first but you actually have an awesome personality (or you have Peter Pan syndrome).

• Anything by Clarice Lispector — You're either a very annoying 20 year old woman with a deep identity crisis or a 50 yo woman in a deep aging crisis

• Auto da Compadecida, by Ariano Suassuna — you are the best type of person to ever exist and I love you

• Vidas Secas, by Graciliano Ramos — You're depressive, have a dog and will never recover from Baleia's death

• O Cortiço, by Aluísio Azevedo — You give very masculine vibes (even if you're a woman)

• Macunaíma, by Mario de Andrade — You're racist or smokes a lot of pot, that's no one's favorite

• Quarto de Despejo, by Carolina Maria de Jesus — You're poor, politically engaged and can't stand people who go to Búzios on vacation and can't understand that other people can't do the same (tbh, same)

• The Poems of Gregorio de Matos — you don't give up a fight, you love gossip and your favorite hobbie is roasting people for free

• O Guaraní, by José de Alencar — you're definitely not an indigenous person.

• Noite na Taverna, by Álvares de Azevedo — You're a goth and a good goth, a very Brazilian goth and I love you

• O Quinze, by Lygia Fangundes Telles — You're obsessed with the military dictatorship time.

“Resting in Ironwood”