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someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

sorry i will never understand cis grief. your daughter is living her best life and going around with friends and feeling like a human being. your son doesn’t feel like he needs to crawl out of his skin anymore and can actually smile. your children are happy and no longer see their existence as the worst thing in the world. why are you grieving this lmao. grow up.

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending

I did not know this and I'm grateful for being informed

Remember to thank your local Etsy witch if this works

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

Hey I challenge you, if you’ve been struggling with something physical, trouble at work, relationship complications etc, give yourself the night off. I’ve titled myself your friendly manager and this is your approved time off. You have the night to not think of or acknowledge those things. Just be you, be at peace, get some rest, eat some food. Have a night for just you and your thoughts

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate