St. Martin's Day celebration - ' Marius' Alexander Jacques Bauer , 1892-93.
Dutch , 1867-1932
Oil on canvas , 59.0 x 46.5 cm,
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St. Martin's Day celebration - ' Marius' Alexander Jacques Bauer , 1892-93.
Dutch , 1867-1932
Oil on canvas , 59.0 x 46.5 cm,

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You're fresh out of college and looking for a job. Everyone is hiring. Nobody who's "hiring" is actually hiring. You finally get a call back from somewhere you barely remember applying to (though the voice on the other end sounds synthesized). You pull up the job listing again real quick. The company name and the fact that the listing is for "Minion" are kind of concerning, but you know what, you've interviewed with enough evil corporations by now, you can handle one wearing its true colors on its sleeve. At this point it's a matter of making rent or moving back in with your parents, and as much as you love your family, you can't imagine spending another summer dealing with your brothers' antics. You agree to the interview.
The man who greets you is an enthusiastic older German(?) man who's either way too into cosplay or just that committed to the bit, judging by the lab coat. He made cookies. The tray of cookies is proffered to you by a ten-foot-tall robotic caricature of a 50s businessman. You take a deep breath to calm yourself. You bite into one of the cookies. It's delicious.
You ask the boss about his business model. "Oh you know, a little of this, a little of that, I bounce from project to project a lot." He mentions that his end goal is becoming the undisputed ruler of the surrounding counties. "Really? Not the whole world?" you ask. "I like to set realistic goals," he replies.
As he gives you the tour of his "evil lair," ingrained instincts are screaming at you to report this guy to some kind of authority figure. You remember the salary. You decide that you can always bust him after getting your first paycheck.
The boss asks when you can start. Caught off guard, you say "tomorrow?". Your boss(?) says he'll see you then.
On the way out, you bump into your stepbrother's girlfriend. Your boss introduces her as his daughter. You both silently agree to sidestep the subject for now and act like this is your first time meeting.
You show up to your first day of work. Your boss is putting the finishing touches on a giant machine that was definitely not there yesterday. You are nonplussed. You ask him what it's for and he launches into a convoluted explanation involving his parents always forcing him to put his shirts on backwards so the tag was in front. You think he should probably talk to a therapist.
Your brothers' exotic pet breaks down the wall. You stare at him. He stares at you. Incredulously, you say his name. "Oh, good, you two already know each other!" your boss says. You mention that you used to live with him. "What? Perry the Platypus, you never mentioned having a roommate."
This is what I like to imagine Candace Flynn's life is like, post P&F.
I feel like JC has some weird gender shit going on. Not even in the normal sense; in the âassigned ruined woman by the narrativeâ sense. Like. Wow. JC, you really gonna get called childhood sweethearts with your rogueish evil shixiong? JC, you really gonna be left alone with naught but a single child, a widow in all but name? Wangji is out there trying to assign himself widower vibes but JC is getting constant woman scorned and wronged wife energies forced upon him from get-go.
Even his father was like *looking at an eight year old* âI see my nagging wife in youâ
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING
his parents really took a glance at that toddler and decided to project the most unhinged gender possible on him. JC, assigned neglected wife at birth.
JC performs it so conscientiously too! It's so so so important to how he is with WWX and how he views himself. 9yo JC after he's known WWX: "there he is. the cad that will break my heart." and can't ever everrrrrr stop loving WWX or break away from the utter grip WWX has on him. JC has known since before WWX came into his life that he was made to be neglected/scorned, by the person supposed to stand by his side and to whom he's supposed to be loyal.
Also lmao at the left with a child thing. It's totally that, except JC WISHES he was a widow!!! He's not even granted that dignity by society! But nah he's the ruined woman who was seduced and abandoned by someone who promised her marriage and then went off and died after making her look for a fool, while she was making excuses for him, and everyone knows what a chump JC was for it! Was WWX lying all along? Was is ever even real ?
(JC gets the answer to that question when WWX breaks it off at the temple by telling him nah, it was only duty to JC's family that made stick by JC's side. Probably not how WWX meant it! But wow, way to put it the least personal possible way. WWX's most intimate organ in JC's body had nothing to do with feelings for JC or JC as a person. Way to make sure JC never, ever reaches out for fear of being that nagging, clingy, shrewish, needy embarrassment of a person)
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Who Wants a Non-Hessian German Troops of the American Revolution Uniform Identification Flow Chart?
Now you too can roleplay as a harried British staff officer trying to identify which troops are encamped where, or a devious rebel spy collecting intelligence.
As folks may or may not know, only roughly 50% of the German state troops who served the British Crown during the American Revolution were âHessiansâ from Hesse-Cassel. There were six other states that provided âsubsidy troops.â Hereâs how to tell them apart at a glance.
Are their uniforms predominantly dark blue? If yes, go to the paragraph numbered 4. If no, go to the para numbered 2.
2. Are their uniforms predominantly white? If no, go to the para numbered 3. If yes, those are troops from Anhalt-Zerbst. The only German state involved in the war to take its uniform and organisational cues from Austria rather than Prussia, the single Anhalt-Zerbst line regiment deployed to America wore white regimental coats faced with red. Their grenadiers wore bearskins rather than metal-faced caps (the only other German state to do this was Waldeck). One battalion also, according to one shocked British officer, had one of the most outrageous-looking uniforms of the war, including hussar hats, red and yellow waist sashes and red cloaks - these may have been âpandourâ irregulars from the edges of the Austrian empire.
3. The coats are neither white nor blue, so they must be red. In this case, the troops are Hanoverian. While still mostly following Prussian style, because they shared a ruler with Britain, Hanoverian troops wore red. Five Hanoverian regiments assisted Britain with vital Mediterranean defence during the American Revolution, before going on to fight in India. They were the only redcoat Germans fighting for the Crown outside the British Army.
4. Your Germans are wearing blue coats. Are the buttons on the coat lapels arranged 1-2-1, and do the cuffs have a âSwedishâ style slit to them? If no, go to the para numbered 5. If yes, theyâre from Brunswick-WolfenbĂŒttel. Brunswick provided the most soldiers after Hesse-Cassel, and arguably the most rounded force, with four line regiments, one dragoon regiment, one grenadier battalion and one light infantry battalion. But whether jĂ€ger, musketeers or grenadiers, they almost all had coat buttons in groups of 1-2-1 and the slit-style cuffs. Fun fact; the Brunswick crest of a racing white horse on a red field was the same as neighbouring Hanoverâs.
5. Your Germans are wearing blue, but donât have buttons in 1-2-1 and Swedish cuffs. Do they have yellow facings, and cuffs with buttons placed both horizontally and vertically? If no, go to the para numbered 6. If yes, they are from Waldeck. This German state usually provided troops for the Dutch, but raised a new unit, the 3rd English-Waldeck Regiment, for service in America. They mostly fought against the Spanish in the Deep South, where they were decimated by disease. If the unusual position of the buttons on the cuff isnât enough, look for the belt plate bearing âFFâ for âFuerst Friedrich,â the stateâs ruler.
6. Do your blue Germans have red facings, cocked hats and unusual lace on their coats, shaped like a figure-of-eight? If no, go to the para numbered 7. If yes, theyâre from Hesse-Hanau. This state was closely related (in the sense of its ruler, literally) to Hesse-Cassel, yet remained independent. While it provided a small amount of artillery, jĂ€gers and freikorps light infantry, its main contribution was a single line regiment, Erbprinz. Their distinctive features were scalloped lace on their cocked hats and the figure-of-eight âBrandenburgâ style lace. There was also a Hesse-Cassel Regiment Erbprinz (even sharing the same colonel-in-chief), but they were fusiliers with caps rather than the Hesse-Hanau musketeers with their cocked hats. Check the mistake made by this artwork - these are Hesse-Hanau soldiers from the Infanterie Regiment Erbprinz, but theyâre wearing Cassel fusilier caps. Bonus fact; Hanau and Casselâs crest both features a rampant lion with red and white stripes, but there are subtle differences - they face opposite directions, the style of stripes are slightly different, and the Hanau lion lacks the Cassel oneâs crown, but does wield a sword.
7. Do your blue-coated Germans have a black eagle on their flags and grenadier cap plates? If no, theyâre probably from Hesse-Cassel. If yes, theyâre from Ansbach-Bayreuth. This German state consisted of two provinces, Ansbach and Bayreuth (funny that). Besides jĂ€gers and some battalion guns, their main contribution was two infantry regiments, one from each of the two provinces. Their rulerâs crest was a black eagle, similar to the Prussian one.
Of course these posts donât account for the uniforms of the jĂ€ger corps, or musicians, or any artillery, but it can serve as a rough guide. For the proper detail, youâll have to buy my forthcoming book on the topic!
Also would be pretty cool if someone made an actual flow chart out of this, just saying!
Was schlimm ist
Wenn man kein Englisch kann, von einem guten englischen Kriminalroman zu hören, der nicht ins Deutsche ĂŒbersetzt ist.
Bei Hitze ein Bier sehn, das man nicht bezahlen kann.
Einen neuen Gedanken haben, den man nicht in einen Hölderlinvers einwickeln kann, wie es die Professoren tun.
Nachts auf Reisen Wellen schlagen hören und sich sagen, daà sie das immer tun.
Sehr schlimm: eingeladen sein, wenn zu Hause die RÀume stiller, der Café besser und keine Unterhaltung nötig ist.
Am schlimmsten: nicht im Sommer sterben, wenn alles hell ist und die Erde fĂŒr Spaten leicht.
--Gottfried Benn
i have fantasies where i slowly choke him with a spiky rope until hes just on the brink of death and i let him recover a minute before i go at it again and i do that over and over and over again until his body shuts down from exhaustion and then i feed his body to my backyard chickens for dinner ⥠#reducereuserecycle
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Okay because I am angry about it I am going to debunk Elon's statements as much as I can.
"So you're actually proud of it." - Friendly reminder this is about saving lives. These people would've drowned if it wasn't for civil sea rescue (a whole other question is if it shouldn't be government responsibility to make sure people don't die at your coast; there was a brief moment where the Italian government was actually involved in sea rescue, an operation called "Mare Nostrum" but this has soon been replaced by efforts to "secure borders")
"I doubt that the majority of the German public supports this" - It does. We're talking about a dwindling support here since a shift to the political right can also be seen in Germany, but the support is there (60% in 2023, in comparison to 72% in 2019)
"Surely it is a violation of the sovereignty of Italy for Germany to transport vast numbers of illegal immigrants to Italian soil?" - Well the right-wing Italian government is gonna love this, since it plays into 1) the narrative of national sovereignty being threatened by EU regulations and 2) a majority of the migrants arriving in Italy being "illegal". I'm not a law expert but what I learned from my 2 seminars on migration law is this:
The most important document for refugee law is the Geneva Convention which is based on article 14 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights: "Everyone has the right to seek and to enjoy in other countries asylum from persecution."
Everyone. No matter how your chances are, you have the right to ask for asylum. It is not illegal to ask for asylum. That also entitles you to the right that the request needs to be considered and that you cannot be send back to your home country if you haven't had the chance to request asylum (Frontex is known to do this nevertheless) and as long as your asylum application has not been rejected.
The other side of this is that Italy is making efforts to criminalize civil sea rescue operations, so that technically makes it illegal to rescue migrants in the mediterranean but this decree is heavily criticized by human rights organizations since it's probably going to cost a lot people's lives.
I'm not even bothering to comment on the invasion vibes bit which is completely tone-deaf considering the history of Germany in WWII.
Hmmm. Hasn't Tesla been in the news lately.
Last week it was reported by news magazine Stern that there have been a suspiciously high number of workplace injuries in the new Tesla factory in GrĂŒnheide, Germany. The screenshot is from spiegelonline, which should be available internationally.
Tesla themselves reported 190 accidents in just four months (June-November), more than two per workday! To put this into perspective: A workplace injury has to be reported if the affected worker has to take sick leave for 3 days or more. Or if they die. According to documents from emergency responders, there were 247 instances of ambulances or helicopters being called into the factory in the first year after the opening, almost one per workday. The reported injuries included very serious ones like severe burns by acid or hot metal, amputated limbs, a guy had a 50 kg wooden crate dropped on his head. Apparently no one has died yet, but it seems like only a matter of time.
Again, perspective: Similar factories by different manufacturers have a fraction of those numbers.
Working conditions in this place are so bad that up to 40% of the workforce are out sick at any given time. Instead of improving health and safety protocols, management reportedly pressures people on sick leave to come back to work.
And if that isn't enough, there were also 28 cases of "environmental incidents" as it is called, including spills of diesel and paint and 8 fires. In one year.
This is not normal.
The union already got involved, and Tesla refuses to comment on any of this. Unfortunately, they have support from high ranking politicians, including the minister president of Brandenburg (the head of the federal state the factory is located in). Because yk. A factory like this provides a huge boost to the economy of the surrounding region. There seems to be a general unwillingness to tell Tesla to cut that shit out, so we'll see how this develops I guess.
Just something to keep in mind when Musk opens his idiot mouth about Germany :)
(Note: I am not saying he's intentionally trying to bury the news. That's conspiratorial thinking. I'm sure he's a massive dickface authentically. But don't let antics like these distract you from the real damage this idiot is doing to people.)
I am not sure this would be an example of conspiratorial thinking, actually. Boris Johnson has done stuff like this - distract the public by burying your scandals under other googleable stuff. If you now google "Musk Germany", the above story dominates the results... not reports on the unsafe factory OR the fact that Twitter faces a lawsuit over not removing far-right content, as it is required to do.
It is not conspiratorial to point out a known and pretty obvious strategy employed by far-right dickheads to distract the public.
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My plan for the public transit system is to make bus drivers into a sort of holyman whose role is cherished in society. Then we give them access to all the ecstasy they want and they're expected to take it on the job.
Grizzly 399 is so cool! I went to her Wikipedia page intending to screenshot interesting facts about her, but I would really recommend you go check out the whole thing for yourself.
Grizzly 399 lives in close proximity to humans but has never caused problems or attacked a human - she has taught her many cubs important skills like looking both ways before crossing the road. She has had more triplets than is normal for grizzlies, and is far better at keeping triplets alive than less experienced mothers.
She had 22 progeny, (though not all survived) including Grizzly 610, who in 2011 adopted one of 399âs triplets along with her own two cubs. 399 previously went viral on social media for keeping her quadruplets alive through two seasons, despite bear cubs only having a 55% survival rate.
A beast crushing it on adapting to become more fit for her environment and passing on knowledge to her progeny. Top-tier animal.
Heathcliffâs revenge is great because the punishment fits the âcrimeâ. He gets these two familiesâ estates as they are the symbols of their status and their power yes, but it goes further than that. Hindley demoted his status and deprived him of education so Heathcliff does the same to his son. Edgar âtookâ Catherine from him so Heathcliff owns and has authority over the women in his family.
And he marries Cathy to his son, so that Catherine finally marries Heathcliff, (but at the same time his son is more Linton than Heathcliff, so her choice to marry Linton stands...)
Dieese HaushĂ€lterin steckt ihre Nase auch ĂŒberall rein, ned?
Yeah, thatâs pretty much it.

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The ghost duet is here, Halloween has officially begun :D
I look forward to this every year!
Verkehrsminister Wissing verweigert das nötige Geld fĂŒrs Deutschlandticket. Das wollen wir nicht zulassen!
"Klimafreundlich, unkompliziert und gĂŒnstig mit Bus und Bahn unterwegs sein â das bedeutet das 49-Euro-Ticket fĂŒr Millionen Menschen in Deutschland. Doch damit könnte bald Schluss sein. Verkehrsminister Volker Wissing (FDP) will fĂŒr das Erfolgsprojekt die nötigen Finanzmittel nicht mehr bereitstellen. Mach ihm jetzt klar: Das 49-Euro-Ticket muss bleiben!"
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Wieder der Hinweis, das die einzigen Petitionen, die irgendwie rechtlich bindend sind die sind, die ĂŒber die offizielle Internetseite an den Petitionsausschusses des Bundestages gerichtet werden. Das klingt zwar kacke, aber das hier zu unterschreiben ist fĂŒr'n Arcsh
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Gibt es denn schon ne 'offizielle' Petition?