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its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity

In space no one can hear lesbians scream

why every male protag in a horror game called ethan 

They know what they did

arguably the most ominous reply on any of the my posts 

"Selena" "+" "Gomez" looks a whole lot like Freddie Mercury

BITES THE DUST

i hate how piglet is ribbed like an earthworm

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

I guarantee you the other kids are not cool

Comedy fucking gold I’m sorry

Somebody tell Hollywood I've found proof that a plot twist can be predictable and yet still amazing.