Casual Yaris Enjoyer

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

showing someone something that's layered and well-constructed for the first time sucks because every five minutes you have to stop yourself from saying "daaaaaamn with the context you don't have this moment kinda goes hard though"

als nrwler, hey wollen wir einmal vor die tür?

jedesmal wenn n nrwler meint er könne aufmüpfig werden, reblogge ich DEN post und damit sind wir alle gestraft

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich

Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream

Unfocused Cereal

sensitive rice

Migraine Grits

Distraction Donut.

Leg-Jiggle M&Ms

Panic Cheese

Dread Tiffin

Despair Mint

Insomnia Lucky Charm

Deterritorialization Strawberry

Lethargy sandwich

Constant Stress Salmon

Anxiety Iced Tea

Mood Swings Red Bull

Intrusive Thoughts Muffin

Dissociation Jaffa Cake

Procrastination Pudding

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad