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↳ #326 - Bat Beats EVERYTHING!
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Michael Jones in AHWU
↳ #326 - Bat Beats EVERYTHING!

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There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.
Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic
#ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolf’s mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes won’t go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#it’s time to come home
I actually like the “throwing clothes at it” better cause now I’m picturing Grandma stomping out of the house at 3 AM in her slippers, arms full of clothes and facing down this horrible, snarling beast.
And then she just starts flinging clothes at it like “GODDAMN IT JEFFERY IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU GET YOUR PANTS ON AND COME BACK INSIDE RIGHT THIS MINUTE”
I love both these versions.
*Geoff voice* IM AN IDIOT
tbh i pray to live in the pokémon universe where there’s basically little to no form of actual government and traveling around the world with a bunch of friends is the social norm that everyone does
Imagine Ryan and Jack waking up at almost two am to the sounds of half-stifled laughter and the microwave beep echoing through the penthouse. They’re used to hearing the lads fucking around so they just roll their eyes and go about their morning.
Of course, an hour later Jeremy comes running in with his hands full of some gooey liquid, giggling like a madman. But, to their surprise, Geoff comes in right after him, arms full of the same liquid and laughing just as hard.
Ryan and Jack are torn between laughing at the pair, and being vaguely concerned about what exactly the liquid is.
Anyway, Geoff is a cool gang dad and is an actual fifteen year old occasionally and I love him.

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since yall liked my first post with fahc jack (esp in that flower suit) i drew her again with a New Spanking Outfit
can you guys reblog this and tag what job you have in your fantasy life? I’m a singer + actress in mine lol
learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade
Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade
[geoff voice] uh, lemme ask you a question,
hogwarts memes
- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione - everything draco does ever - calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms” - calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc - colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image - shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow - [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey - every single cat is professor mcgonagall
- POTTER
- ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it - “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”
- [random object] is totally a hufflepuff
- remember that game where someone yells “SHATNER” and you have to overact? same thing except it’s “TRELAWNEY” and you have to use whatever you’re holding to make a ludicrous prediction
- a more popular variation is “LOCKHART” to make up a pompous story about using whatever you’re holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]
- calling hippogriffs “leggy birbs”
- “Our beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen Decapitation…”
- shitty incantations ( “The Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.” )
reblogging for albert dumpsterfire xD
-the dumbledore one, except you keep adding incorrect names, like albert pensive wallace herbert richard flamingo sherbet tango luthor…
-*peeves appears* IT DAT BOI
-”i’d rather be petrified”
-”so a shack gets to scream and it’s all normal and haunted, but when i do it i’m disturbing class and a nuisance”
I will sell my soul for all of this in a fic

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This is where I would ask ‘someone who doesn’t watch Achievement Hunter explain what’s happening’ but to be honest I don’t even know what’s happening in this screenshot
Reporter just trying to do his job but it’s raining men. Hallelujah.
This is one of my favorite responses to this post
Spectacular!
FAHC!CHRISTPUNCHERS → The Fake AH Crew were pulling some sort of stunt. It had to be. All of a sudden they’d traded in their ridiculous sports cars and military vehicles for equally ridiculous motorcycles and started referring to themselves as an MC gang.
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I think the big difference between Ryan Evil™ and Jeremy Evil™ is the systems they operate in.
Jeremy Evil™ utilizes systems specifically designed with evil in mind (e.g. using blood magic to gain special weapons and powers) whereas Ryan Evil™ takes perfectly ordinary systems and repurposes them towards evil (e.g. using dispensers to drop farm animals several hundred feet just to watch them go splat)
How does Jeremy Dooley start his morning?
With a nice cold glass of

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Ryan and Gavin in Off Topic #100
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer