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@vaeltan-louxser
Independent Elden Ring RP blog - Vaeltan Loux, Tarnished OC. Main @saxspielercaderface. No minors allowed, non-negotiable. Untagged Elden Ring spoilers are a given!
Favored weapons: Dragon Communion/Cult incantations, heavy thrusting swords, and curved greatswords. Signatures are Dragonclaw, Ancient Dragon’s Lightning Spear, Dragon King’s Cragblade, Bloodhound’s Fang
Personality: Big ENFP, chaotic optimist, restless, curious, looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll
Likes:
Those rolling sheep in Limgrave
Food (especially Big Boggart’s cooking)
Stormy weather
Jolly Cooperation! Making connections with people and finding common ground (to a certain point - there are things he doesn’t tolerate) to work together is important to him, as he wants so desperately to avoid falling back into isolation
People in general? No one is unimportant to him, and he actively tries to get along with everyone he meets (again, to a certain point). He can be a bit of a people-pleaser/yes-man as a result
Dislikes:
His height and/or alopecia being rudely mocked
Condescension
The Outer Gods (all of them, especially the one responsible for the Frenzied Flame)
The Golden Order. An ideology that treats some people as lesser/unimportant for superficial reasons? Not into it
Solitude and silence (he’s extremely restless and doesn’t like being left alone with his thoughts, having had more than enough of that in his youth)
Manipulators with obscured, ulterior motives. In fact, he’s terrified of them
Being controlled: “I don’t fear death. I fear a life where I am not in control of myself or my actions.”
Fate is an iffy one for him, given his headfirst dive into dragon communion without knowing the consequences
Spark Notes background below:
The son of Hoarah Loux and a woman formerly of the Grand Caravan known as Saira, Vaeltan was born in the Badlands outside the Lands Between. His mother had floated between different territories for years as a loner, and, though her tryst with Hoarah Loux was short, it was neither a secret that it was going on in the first place nor that she became pregnant as a result.
Initially, his mother was welcomed among the tribe with open arms, both her and the remnants of the Great March being outcasts sticking together. But, after she suddenly announced that her and Hoarah Loux’s son had been stillborn, she all but disappeared and a strange string of other disappearances began to plague the tribe.
Worst fears were confirmed one day when the missing people were found, their eyeless and near-lifeless husks contorted into a crucible to hold a budding Frenzied Flame, Saira meticulously tending to it.
The flame was snuffed and the surviving tribe cursed her name, not understanding that, in truth, it was she who had died in childbirth. Upon her death, something or someone else had begun to puppet her corpse, constructing the crucible and tending to her and Hoarah Loux’s son.
Those who had found the crucible also found a toddler, tightly blindfolded and extremely malnourished, sleeping in a corner of Saira’s former dwelling. At Hoarah Loux’s demand, this child, his son, was spared and brought reluctantly into the tribe’s fold.
The tribe’s last impressions of his mother soured their first impressions of her son, despite the other half of his parentage. Vaeltan was nameless for the first years of his life. Rumors abound that he was given a name by his mother similar to her own, but the few who agreed to care for him refused to address him by any sort of name. It would be years before he chose the name ‘Vaeltan’ for himself.
Once he was better able to fend for himself he was kept at axe’s length, and allowed to live only on the fringes of the tribe’s territory. There, he carved out a meagre existence, raising himself while also attempting to survive the harsh environment. But, survive he did.
And, not without help. As the years went on, Hoarah Loux had another child, Nepheli, who didn’t listen to the things whispered about the ‘feral, cursed son living on the fringes.’ Knowing he was her half-brother (something that was no secret), she sought him out, finding him wan and sickly. He was, of course, intensely distrusting of and even hostile towards her at first, but after several offerings of food, he warmed up to her.
From the angry and bitter loner who flinched every time anyone got within arm’s reach of him, a surprisingly kind young man emerged, one who desperately yearned for a connection with his family and tribe. Nepheli, in reaching out, befriending him, and treating him not just as a person but as a brother, effectively saved him.
With Nepheli’s encouragement, he would make a tenuous connection with the rest of the tribe, and was employed as a gatherer and scout for several years. His death would come the same day as Hoarah Loux’s death, when the tribe was attacked by a rag-tag army of frenzyflame-wielding raiders. He made his last stand defending the few survivors of the attack (Nepheli among them), earning himself a Hero’s sky-burial.
The call of long-lost grace, however, would kick him back to life.
Fun(?) facts:
Vaeltan went mysteriously and quickly bald (actually a case of autoimmune alopecia totalis) in his early teens, and became unable to grow anything beyond very sparse stubble, to his dismay. Since then, he’s obsessively hidden his head under hoods, scarves, and helmets. Ironically, his alopecia comes from his father’s side of the family (who would’ve thought, given that ol’ Dadfrey Loux has as much hair as he does). Headcanon time: Mohg is also hairless/bald for the same reason and became so in his own teenage years. Before going bald, Vaeltan had very thin and wispy platinum blond hair.
He’s the shortest and smallest adult in his immediate blood family, by far. Younger half-sister Nepheli? She’s nearly a foot taller. Older half-brothers Morg, Mohg, and Godwyn? Twice as tall. Dadfrey Loux? Vae fits easily in one of his hands. Even his mother was taller than him. All jokes and memes aside, he was incredibly malnourished as a child (the, uh, particular entity puppeting his mother’s corpse after his birth fed him mostly grapes) and his growth was stunted as a result.
He has awful Madness and Sleep resistances. Like, barely any.
Getting stabbed in the chest by Morgott’s blood sword during their duel at the Elden Throne prior to reconciling cursed (blessed? Blursed?) him with Omenhood and all the horns, nightmares, and pyrophoric blood that comes with it. When his horns eventually do sprout, they’re are extremely brittle due to his alopecia. His nightmares, which began immediately, often feature people with their heads replaced with roiling spheres of yellow flame. What makes his situation particularly uncertain is that he’s simultaneously fighting impending communion-based devolution into a wyrm at that point. Who know what will happen and when?
In VaeCanon/GGGAU, he and Roderika have two kiddos post-game events. They’re fraternal twins, both Omen (taking after Vaeltan in that department), and are, of course, far taller than both their parents. Gratia, the slightly older sister, is bald n’ buff and punches Leyndell’s problems away, whereas Hewgwyn, the slightly younger brother named after the late master smith, is a scraggly-looking beanpole who becomes a librarian and has a mild talent for spirit tuning.
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HAMBURGER — is your oc good at cooking? are they good at baking? which one do they prefer?
Vae is...not a good cook, though he's largely unaware of the fact. His go-to method of cooking is to impale the foodstuff in question on a stick and hold it over a fire until it looks done. The man will eat anything and he's got a stomach of steel, so "done" to him is more often than not "barely edible" to most others. In the Badlands, he'd have to cook and eat whatever he found quickly, so he's used to eating things raw or rare.
When he was introduced to the cooking pot and the concept of soup/stew (by Kale), he was hooked. Put a bunch of ingredients in a pot and boil it all together? Amazing. His attempts at making soup tend to go over better than most, and he's even convinced others to try them - his "famous" springhare broth is described as "passable, but with an odd aftertaste of burnt herba."
Oh my god do not let Vae bake anything. The step-by-step preciseness of baking is largely foreign to him, mostly because he was raised in an environment that forced spontaneity and improvisation for survival, and was never taught otherwise. "Wet ingredients? Dry ingredients? Why do they have to be separate? Why can't they all go in the same bowl at once? Why are these steps in this specific order?"
send an emoji/description of emoji to learn more about a writer's oc! many of these are taken from my munday asks meme, because i thought it would be fun to make a version for characters too! the prompts are categorized by emoji type and given descriptions in case anyone can't see the symbols. can be used for roleplayers and any general writers alike! for roleplayers, these can also be used for your interpretations of canon characters if you so desire as well!
𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒.
💭 THOUGHT BALLOON — what is your oc's MBTI, enneagram, and/or other personality aspects (if known/interested in)?
🚗 CAR — does your oc have a driver's license? can they drive/operate any automobiles/machinery besides cars?
✈️ AIRPLANE — does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person?
🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies?
💍 RING — does your oc have any piercings? do they want any (more) piercings?
🖊️ BALLPOINT PEN — does your oc have any tattoos? do they want any (more) tattoos?
📚 BOOKS — what level of education has your oc most recently completed/is currently in (GED, undergraduate, grad school, phd, etc)?
🎻 VIOLIN — does your oc play any instruments? what is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/advanced/virtuoso/etc)?
🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities?
🩸 DROP OF BLOOD — what is your oc's blood type?
𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐒.
🎶 MUSICAL NOTES — what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often?
💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.
💤 SLEEPING SIGN — is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits?
🔱 TRIDENT EMBLEM — can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming?
🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons?
🔶 LARGE ORANGE DIAMOND — does your oc know cpr? do they have any other medical expertise?
🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?
𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄.
🌈 RAINBOW — what is your oc's sexual orientation/gender identity? what pronouns do they use?
🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE — what is your oc's favorite holiday?
🐶 DOG FACE — does your oc have any pets?
🐈 CAT — does your oc prefer a wide circle of friends or a few close friends?
🐷 PIG FACE — what is your oc's favorite animal?
🐉 DRAGON — what is your oc's favorite mythical creature?
🍃 LEAVES FLUTTERING IN WIND — what is/was your oc's favorite subject in school?
🌴 PALM TREE — does your oc have a green thumb? do they enjoy gardening?
🍎 RED APPLE — where was your oc born? do they still live in/around their place of birth or do they live somewhere else? how do they feel about their birthplace?
𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒.
❤️ RED HEART — what are three of your oc's positive traits?
🤍 WHITE HEART — what are three of your oc's neutral/questionable traits?
💔 BROKEN HEART — what are three of your oc's negative traits?
💘 HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them?
🧡 ORANGE HEART — does your oc tend to prioritize family or friends?
💛 YELLOW HEART — how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any?
💚 GREEN HEART — does your oc prefer being inside or outside?
💙 BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world?
💜 PURPLE HEART — what is your oc's ancestry/genetic background?
🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?
𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐒.
🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE — when is your oc's birthday? how old are they? what are their sun, moon, & rising signs (if known)? what about their tarot card, ruling planet, & ruling number (if known)? do they fit the typical traits of these sun, moon, & rising signs?
🍝 SPAGHETTI — what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)?
🍰 SHORTCAKE — what is/are your oc's favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)?
🍦 SOFT ICE CREAM — what is/are your oc's favorite ice cream flavor(s)?
🍔 HAMBURGER — is your oc good at cooking? are they good at baking? which one do they prefer?
🥯 BAGEL — what does your oc's typical breakfast look like? do they usually eat breakfast?
🥪 SANDWICH — what does your oc's typical lunch look like? do they usually eat lunch?
🍛 CURRY AND RICE — what does your oc's typical dinner look like? do they usually eat dinner?
🍸 COCKTAIL GLASS — what is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink?
☕️ HOT BEVERAGE — does your oc prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? how do they like to take this drink (ex. coffee with milk, hot chocolate with whipped cream, a specific kind of tea, etc)?
𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄.
😊 SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES — what are your oc's career/general life desires? what do they want to get the most out of life?
😖 CONFOUNDED FACE — is your oc an introvert, an extrovert, or an ambivert? do they let people in easily, or are they more reserved?
🤔 THINKING FACE — what are some of your oc's quirks/mannerisms?
🧐 FACE WITH MONOCLE — is your oc more logical or emotional?
🤓 SMILING FACE WITH GLASSES — is your oc chatty or quiet? are they at ease in social situations, or are they more shy?
🤩 FACE WITH STARRY EYES — is your oc a planner, or are they more spontaneous in their actions?
😥 SAD BUT RELIEVED FACE — is your oc prone to getting stressed out, or is it easy for them to keep their cool?
😓 DOWNCAST FACE WITH SWEAT — is your oc open-minded or stubborn? are they inquisitive or do they prefer to keep to their bubble of knowledge?
😞 DISAPPOINTED FACE — does your oc attract others, or do they tend to be left alone?
🤒 FACE WITH THERMOMETER — does your oc get sick easily?
👨👩👧👦 FAMILY WITH MOTHER, FATHER, SON AND DAUGHTER — how many people are in your oc's immediate family? how many people are in your oc's extended family? do they have aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, etc? who in their family are they closest with? are they close with their birth family, or do they have a found family?
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No one has ever witnessed Vaeltan and Vaepossum within the same observable space at the same observable time.
Reports stating otherwise have since been proven to be false, either a mundane Virginia Opossum in the general vicinity of Vaeltan or Vaepossum in the vicinity of a bald man measuring approx. 5′6′‘ in height.
It is uncertain if the two are the same being shapeshifting back and forth or two completely separate beings.
The current leading hypothesis is as follows: they are distinct beings but in the Schrodinger-esque sense that they cannot exist simultaneously within the same observable spacetime.
Attempting to observe the two simultaneously is thus highly unadvised.
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A jar wrapped in twine and a bow appears within his chambers. Inside he finds beautifully ornate and carved silver utensils. A fork, knife and a spoon. All sat neatly within a large, finely carved wooden mug. A note sat within the mug as well.
"DEAR VAELTAN,
I HEAR THOU LIKE FOOD. I DO TWO, BUT I BELEAVE THOU HATH ME BEAT! THOU HATH BEEN GOOD ALL YEAR, SO TAKE THESE LOVELY TOOLS ALONGE WITH THEE ON THY TRAVELS. I AM VERY PROUD OF THEE!
WARM REGARDS,
SANTA LOUX"
Vaeltan stares mouth agape at the gifts before taking each in hand, one after the other.
The fork, knife, and spoon he holds first, thumbing over the ornately carved designs and holding them up to the candlelight - they’re sturdy and weighty, meant for tucking into hearty foodstuffs, and they’d no doubt put any of the dainty cutlery on a noble’s table to shame.
Then he holds the wooden mug, his hands not even coming remotely close to being able to encircle it completely, and he has half a mind to shout into it to see if his voice echoes.
He’s never seen a finer set of utensils and mug (though to be fair, he’s not seen many, having used sticks, weapons, and his own hands as such for most of his life).
‘Santa Loux’s’ letter finds its way into his hands last, and he reads over it several times, eyes misting over as he does.
‘I AM VERY PROUD OF THEE!’
He finds himself smiling as he wipes his eyes dry with the back of his hand, resolving to cherish the gifts and the words both.