RANDOM QUOTES PROMPT MEME #02
45 random quotes for rp and/or general writing prompts!
“If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.”
“I’m about as intimidating as a butterfly.”
“All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.”
“Act first, explain later.”
“My melon soul, crushed by your Gallagher of apathy.”
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
“I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist.”
“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?"
“Good things come to those who wait.”
“The funniest people are the saddest ones.”
“The human body is the best work of art.”
“Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.”
“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: ‘Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.’“
“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”
"Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."
"Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
"It's never just a game when you're winning."
"My advice: just keep moving straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."
"A good motto to live by: 'Always try not to get killed.'"
“Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.”
“Has this world been so kind to you that you should leave with regret?”
“Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours.”
“Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning.”
“Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.”
“With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere.”
“An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason.”
“All right, then, I'll go to hell.”
“Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean.”
“Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.”
“Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.”
“Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.”
“Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.”
“Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.”
“I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.”
“Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.”
“We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.”
“Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.”