*hamster wheel noises*

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

babe are you okay i saw you were reblogging “No Children (live at the bottom of the hill)” again?

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

I’ve been going on and on for years about how rats are such equippable creatures. Like you look at them and a prompt pops up in your brain saying “Equip rodent? Y/N” Finally a post by someone who understands.

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo