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At some point "fanfic can be as good as professional writing" became "fanfic should be as good as professional writing" and that's caused major damage to fandom spaces.

love this but also it doesn’t apply to 911 characters tho. evan buckley is not a fragment of tim minear’s mind he comes from another place. where the good souls come from

Harvey Specter can get it

I cannot be trusted as a little spoon I WILL be grinding my ass into your crotch

Y’all even the Harvey episodes of suits la are boring, the first two at least are exclusively just Harvey in flashbacks

isu collapsing in on itself while amber glenn lives out her wlw heated rivalry dreams

What ABOUT Ilya makes people even think that he would want to be dogwalked. The part where he grew up feeling totally out of control of his own circumstances? The part where he started having sex at a young age SPECIFICALLY to feel more in control, both in his own body and in his life? The part where he reroutes the upper hand into his own every time he receives even a little bit of pushback from a partner ("Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sext me before the game?" "You were hard, weren't you?") The part where we consistently see him initiate and lead and control the circumstances of his and Shane's sex going back to the very first time? The part where we see that he is so used to having his orders followed with Shane that Shane doesn't even question Ilya's dominion over SHANE'S OWN SPACE IN HIS OWN HOUSE (Shane wanted those blinds down badly enough to get off the bed and find the remote; Ilya takes it and says 'No' and Shane practically goes fucking limp) like. Okay!! I guess!!

cliff marlow eats for free at the panera bread nearest the arena in boston. yeah, he’s a millionaire, but he didn’t grow up with a lot, and he fuckin’ loves a bread bowl. on game days they have a corner booth saved for him. when customers want a bread bowl they order the marloaf. when he scores, everybody in the joint gets one for free. panera has made him a custom jersey with MARLOAF on the back and he wears it with pride because “like my girl oprah, I love bread.”

I love this fandom so much because what do you mean we've collectively decided Shane was a super fat baby and has a naked cat named pork who hates his husband