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I hope in unrivaled Shane gets a new manager and Ilya gives Yuna a huge bag of weed as a retirement present

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fucking EXTREMELY delighted at the mental image of babey shane with a DEATH GRIP on his forbidden piece of mango he is nomming on with all his might as yuna is trying to unclench his tiny lil fingers from where they are sunk into the mango like hooks because babies have just an UNREASONABLE amount of grip
like poor frazzled young mom yuna trying to get this allergen away from her tiny child at this family event because shane toddled up to someone putting together a fruit plate and got a side of mango to teeth on because he's newer to solids so not everyone had gotten the memo on allergies yet
meanwhile bb shane is SCREECHING between nom nom mouthing-bites on his forbidden prize
Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.
From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky
I love this fandom so much because what do you mean we've collectively decided Shane was a super fat baby and has a naked cat named pork who hates his husband
update he now also has an older sister and a peanut allergy
tongue piercing Ilya Rozanov is canon #tome

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as a born and raised vancouverite (aka the city with the literal worst hockey team in the NHL for decades it's such a joke) I think the centaurs love joking about how they may be bad but at least they're not "vancouver bad"
I love the idea of Shane being not just good at hockey but good at all sports, to the point where it fascinates and infuriates the other Centaurs
Because what do you mean they went to the batting cages for some silly fun to watch everyone flail at an unfamiliar sport, only for Shane to need three practice swings before figuring out the force and timing needed to start hitting every single pitch? What do you mean he sets the course record at the mini golf place they have the Pike twins birthday at? What do you mean he learned how to play cricket over a long weekend in the UK? What do you MEAN your Canadian ass that grew up on a calm, tiny lake went to visit Rose in LA and just learned to surf from “some guy” one of the days she was busy??
Shane doesn’t get why they all think it’s so crazy. He’s a professional athlete, he’s good at full body and mind control as well as adaptability and hand-eye coordination, and he’s so used to being the best in the world at hockey that he views being mundanely good at anything else as barely noticeable. He argues with Troy over whether he counts as being good at basketball just because he killed them all at the basketball shooting game at a Dave and Buster’s
They all start making bets to see who can find a sport Hollander isn’t good at. Harris is convinced he’ll win with figure skating because Shane’s muscle memory will want to work against him with a technique that’s so similar but also so different, only for Shane to come out of an afternoon learning from his old friend who was at the Olympics with the ability to do simple jumps and spins and is insisting the whole team learn so they can incorporate it into plays. Harris is not allowed to make suggestions after that
Ilya just sits back and lustily watches his husband destroy their friends at volley ball, wrestling, tennis, broom ball, and ultimate frisbee. Shane participates in an all pro athlete Ninja Warrior event to raise money for charity and Ilya can’t watch the clips of Shane flying through the course like a bat out of hell unless he is able to fuck Shane immediately after it ends
Oh one BIG reason I think the general public in Canada especially would be extremely pro-Shane Hollander even post-outing: he imports Ilya Rozanov and he doesn't leave Canada even when the situation in Montreal goes sideways
It's honestly impossible to overstate what a big deal that is. Canada constantly losing their hockey talent to US teams and the Stanley drought...it doesn't fucking matter what went down with those French Canadians, the rest of the country is ignoring that, he's still their hero.
When Ilya steps out in a Team Canada jersey at the 2026 Olympics and they crush team USA 6-0 in the gold medal match Shane would be instantly deified as the first Canadian saint.
I love this fandom so much because what do you mean we've collectively decided Shane was a super fat baby and has a naked cat named pork who hates his husband
oh also can't forget that apparently Cliff Marleau is a vampire?
I love this fandom so much because what do you mean we've collectively decided Shane was a super fat baby and has a naked cat named pork who hates his husband

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Long time no see... (art for @skrimped)
imagine my shock, horror and devastation realizing there's only one (1) fic with the Puck Bunny Shane Hollander tag
as soon as we get the hollanov wedding on screen I need 100 edits to black and white by Niall Horan on my desk within 24 hours
toddler shane mic’d up highlights
get the puck get the puck get the puck
faaaast i’m so fast
let’s gooooo!
[unintelligible noises]
go go go go
[singing o canada]
So I read With Bloodied Feet Across the Hallowed Ground by @nocoastposts and it was so good that this scene sprung fully formed into my mind and wouldn’t let go until I drew it
Shane is perfectly motionless as he watches his breath fog up the gleaming blade. The parts of his mind urging him to fight back go silent. The part of him that was a whisper now becomes a roar.
Submit. Yield. Obey. Be good.
E, 4.4k, consensual non-consent, predator/prey, overstimulation

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I need a nasty filthy fic of Shane Ilya and Luca going to a sex club and everyone's trying to pull Luca away and Shane and Ilya are frothing with jealousy, then proceed to fuck him from both ends while the whole club stops and watches
After finding out and coming to terms with the fact that Shane is unable to have kids, Ilya and him decide to concentrate on their last season with the Centaurs, wanting to look into adoption after both of them will retire.
At New Year's they throw a party for the whole team, everybody pretty drunk by the end of the night. The next morning, Ilya wakes up next to Shane, with Luca sandwiched between them.
In the end, all three of them decide that it was just a one time thing in a drunken haze - ignoring the fact that there had been chemistry between them for quite a while.
Four weeks later Luca calls, sobbing and desolate.
"I'm pregnant."