I haven’t been on here in so long but last night I had a hydrocodone induced (I just had top surgery btw) wet dream starring Nightwing, who I had to look up as ‘blue batman robin’, me, and an IKEA bed display
It was the day of the wedding so we were stoked but I was extra tired cause the night before I was being haunted by disney action figures (idk where my future husband to be was, should have been the first red flag) so it was really convenient that we were getting married in a chapel in IKEA, which was actually very beautiful for some reason. After exploring around the store hand in hand and buying some matching hot pink Live Laugh Love shirts we found a little display bed in the middle of the trinkets section. Keep in mind he was in his blue spandex outfit the whole time, which was the only reason how I knew he was from Batman and was also very comfy to cuddle up against in the IKEA bed. About to get married we were giddy with glee and started to get a little too excited in the IKEA bed display and I ended giving him a foot job and jesus fucking Christ did he make a god damn mess. Idk what happened afterwards cause I woke up immediately and was too confused to go back asleep at 1 am
I really shouldn’t call it dream as it’s more of a nightmare because it’s been haunting me all day. I don’t even like Batman but now I feel strangely attached to my wet dream fictional fiancé
























