Ur moms house

WE'RE SO BACK

she run on my sentence, til i run on sentence, on my sentence, having run on my sentence, because she ran on my sentence, till i run on sentence.

introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry

her resolution was that if i meet a kid that has the same name as their sibling, then i can eat one of them. their parents won't be sad, because they have another kid with the same name right there. speaks to an uninformed but fascinating worldview

Your teacher is that United Healthcare CEO

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind

certified door post

controversial opinion, but characters are so much more interesting when you are able to forget about shipping them for a moment and actually appreciate their unrelated personal plot/arc. if the most interesting thing you can think of about a character is the ship you like them with, then I don't think you actually like that character very much

I just want to go to Japan and watch J-bands that I erroneously perceive as being absolutely massive, play shows in 300 capacity venues.

Kars slaying as usual, part 3 Dio being extra, Kakyoin being super cool, Johnathan being best girl, Jotaro's million cigarettes, Dio Brando being pissy, Ceaser's bubbles, Weather's rainbow everyone's everything atp I love this so much you dont understand.