Life Is More Than Just Surviving

I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

i never need to google which new show has lesbians….the former carmilla blogs I followed in 2014 have me covered every time without fail

I wish my job was hanging out and having fun ($1000/hr)

girl wtf is wrong with you (me to me)

loose. footloose. kick off your sunday shoes. feet. foot feet. take off your fucking feet.

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

I don’t “struggle with same-sex attraction” I’m actually very good at it