A Useless Bag of Fandom

life is worth it even just for small things. its okay to be alive for puppies. its okay to be alive for your favorite cereal. whatever is keeping you here is plenty and its valid

To be fair, all of these are entirely in character.

that last line is absolutely phenomenal is this why yall are so keen on therapy??

great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately. 

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

jesus christ

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

This is what a nat 20 on an intimidation check looks like

this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

I need Jordan Peele to mentor him

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